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Fans' best put-downs - chants and songs

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    "He comes from South Africa and his name's Mokoena; Put his name on your shirt and it'll cost you a tenner; He can't play up front because he's a defender; Hey Mokoena!"
     
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  2. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Remember Jamie Carragher throwing a coin back at Chelsea fans a few years ago, seconds after a fan threw the coin at Carra.

    The comment going around at the time was "typical scouser, show em a bit of charity, and they throw it back at you" Brilliant!
     
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  3. "Delgado
    Whoa oh!
    He comes from Ecuador
    He's gonna score and score!"

    (Saints song about their ill-feted Ecuadorian striker who scored about 3 prem league goals in his entire Saints career before being kicked out of the club)
     
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  4. audrey.s.thackeray

    audrey.s.thackeray Well-Known Member

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    You are not alone! Well said.
    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    This little ditty from Man Utd fans on the last day of the 2011-12 season...

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  6. Newcastle fans to Sunderland: 'Going down, Going down, Going down'
    Sunderlands fans retort: 'So are we, So are we, So are we'........

    New book out this week, 'Dirty Northern Bastards and other tales from the terraces'. A collection of football chants. A great read!!
     
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  7. pabird

    pabird Active Member

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    Everton fans leaving WHL early after being hammered ""please leave my car alone " from home fans
     
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  8. sa1nts

    sa1nts Active Member

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    Everton fans on Tourette's sufferer Tim Howard.

    "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim teroo. We've got Tim Howard and he says 'f**k you!'

    Ps
    I don't like the Arsene chants either. Especially as he's just said Saints would have won the CL if people like Joe Lewis' godson had kept his greedy eyes to himself.

    Ta Dah!
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This is the same Arsene Wenger who signed Walcott, Oxlade-Chamberlain and Chambers from you, right?
    The same manager who's also trying to sign Schneiderlin at the same time as us?
    There aren't enough <doh> s in the world...
     
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  10. PowerSpurs

    PowerSpurs Well-Known Member

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    At Anfield a few years back the Spurs fans were warned against standing. A few seconds later they all rose to their feet singing "Stand up if you've got a job"
     
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  11. NSIS

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    I remember being at WHL 20 something years ago for the NL derby. Our lot were singing "Where's your donkey gone" to the tune of Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep....many of you may remember that Adams had been jailed for drink driving.
     
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  12. sa1nts

    sa1nts Active Member

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    All said with a straight face.....
     
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