What the bloody hell is Fanny Batter?
Yer kiddin, right?
Bet you've never clapped the old fanny wire either then, eh?
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What the bloody hell is Fanny Batter?
And what the bloody hell is fanny wire?

Well I can guess what Fanny Batter is, I honestly don't know what Fanny Wire is though. Anyone care to explain?
Tell um Gambol.
Ahm startin to think Fanny Wire's purely a Scottish thing. I was introduced to it by a guy called Snider Sneddon when I were but a lad of 11 growing up in Easterhouse. Loved it back then and still do.

Well forgive me as an English person for not knowing Scottish slang, truly unacceptable of me![]()
I'm Scottish and I've never heard of it either, so you're not alone.
It must be a ned (chav) thing.
Maybe it's an old geezer's thing then. Yeah, old folk and neds.
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