i remember in my teens about 10 years ago and watching ireland play holland there was a player called "de cock" and every time he was mentioned the pub would would all laugh!
i wasnt sure on his name so gleamed this from the interweb:
Johan de Kock Dutch international defender probably best known for his time with Schalke 04 in the late 1990's. A smutty commentator's dream, as cries of "de Kock moves forward" were bellowed from his microphone.