And that one thing would mean he'd be a failure at anything else? If that were true I would be poor, single and homeless.
I don't think Royston and Elfs mean any harm. They're just indulging in a bit of leg-pulling. Lightening the mood a little in these depressing times. The arrival of Thomas Sandgaard has saved our Club but the wider picture for football is very grim right now, and in most other aspects of our lives this is going to be a dark and difficult winter. A little carry-on style humour (albeit a bit naughty) helps to lift spirits...
I'd be quite happy to meet him to teach him to play Valley Floyd Road properly, and Red Red Robin. I once played Red Red Robin in a minor key at a jazz open mike after we'd lost 0-4 at home to Brighton.