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Famous Beards OT

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Nov 26, 2012.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    One Tash is more than enough.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 26, 2012
  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I thought wor lass had grown a beard, then realised she was doing handstands in the shower.

    That was before the quim trimmer was invented you understand.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 26, 2012
  3. Agent Bruce

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    We don't wish to know that Jim, and I'm sure Mrs Jim wouldn't want us to know that either.

    Now for a certain consideration she may not find out.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 26, 2012
  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    She had to shave it when she joined the police force and after a couple of days on the beat became a c*nt stubble.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 26, 2012
  5. Agent Bruce

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    Oh James, I really don't think she's going to be pleased about all of her secrets being revealed.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 27, 2012
  6. lady-eleanor

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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Santa - We all know he's a liar. I'm still waiting for my replacement Millenium Falcon

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    Sir Becks - I would

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    Lemmy

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    This fella, double of my good self, honest ladies

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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 27, 2012
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Evil ****.
     
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    Tacos with extra cheese please Mickey.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Does that not do anything for you Lady E?

    <laugh>
     
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  12. lady-eleanor

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    <laugh> Nothing Owen did, would do it for me. I know it's for charity but it reminds me of spaghetti westerns.
     
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    Him and his horse to star in his self produced spaghetti western.
     
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    images.jpg
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    WHAT !!!!!!! Are you telling me that TASH has no TASH?...... My world has crumbled, is this not in contravention of the Trades Description Act or something, I am deceived and devoid, is there nothing we can trust in anymore!
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The fact he attempted to grow a beard tells you all you need to know. If you even think about it, you're devious.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 27, 2012
  18. Agent Bruce

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    More bad news for you I'm afraid GITF, there isn't a Santa either, it's just your mam and dad that come down the chimney at Christmas.

    So I've been told anyway, I'm always in bed early on Christmas Eve.
     
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    Now now, let's not get crazy... There is defo a Santa. He's been giving little Mancunian's and Cockney's presents for years, in the form of 3 points from us around Christmas every year... And what do good little Geordies boys and wor lasses get? A lump of coal, to remind us of the good old days down the mines... That's what my Dad says anyway...
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Dads are never wrong
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 27, 2012
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