The only good thing about Falkirk is the M80 - takes you right by the place without having to go into it.
To answer your question Pud, I'm whoring myself out for rep, like every other ****! Don't **** with me, or i will take you down to Chinatown. (Don't get too excited, it is just a figure of speech, I'm not taking you out for a meal!)
I accidentally got the train to Falkirk once when I meant to only go to Bishopbriggs. I got the next train back though.
And I of course mean Gay as in happy and carefree, not in the stabbing strangers in the ****ter sense