Wouldn't life be so much more interesting if we could behave like dogs do. You see a burd you quite fancy so you stroll up drop to your knees and start smelling her fanny.
You can do that in the suave on Thursdays. The quality of fanny is sometimes lacking, but if you fancy a try of it I'd go there.
If you are sneaking a quick peek at the fun bags that is all part of the game but if your old chap is hanging out of your pants at the time it may be why she gives you the skunk eye. Also, working in an offie means she only sees you coming in for fall down juice and my think you are a bit of a jakey. You could always try some old fashioned one liners on her You "Did you hurt yourself pet?" Her "When I fell out of Heaven you mean?" You "No, when you tried to squeeze those massive tits into that bra!" Best of luck sir. If that doesn't work try sneaking a quick photo of the burd on your phone, print it out, off load the man-goo all over it and take it in to show her. She might get the hint.
