Sunderland can suck my balls ill just wait however long it takes for the pendulum of **** to swing their way.
It could be a euphemism for a foot long log of a turd which may hang out of his arse cheeks un-nipped. Off the top of my head.
You have such an eloquent use of the English Language, second only to BRS and perhaps LiamO. Have you considered taking up the Teaching Profession.