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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Dec 12, 2011.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You lying bastard. 8/10 if you're a ****ing ******. She's a 6. Still worth a **** or a **** but honestly can't understand the effort. You've been looking on nursery websites. Combine that with your already suspect PC history, lets hope the old bill don't confiscate your PC anytime soon eh. My cock was in my hand in anticipation of this pic. I've had to flick over to the porn sites to finish off.
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Bullshit the lot of ye's

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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I was only joking, she's alright. 7/10 at the most though. You can't really tell what her tits are like, and that's a bit of a deal-breaker for me <ok>
     
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

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    Don't think any of us would say no to her but to be fair you did build her up a wee bit more than what she deserved
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Guess she is better in the flesh. As I said to my pals, and they all agree, that she was an exception to the no cheating rule. Never even shagged her, but definitely would have if the chance came up.

    Anyway, back to my stalking before the bird gets home from work. In private browsing saves the day yet again.
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    She gets a 6 from me because she looks like someone i used to know <****inghopenoforyoursake> if she didn't look like that its probably a 7, 6 points above ****able <ok>
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    What`s wrong with a kosh and a van then?
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Don't tell me I'm wanting to stir your porridge <laugh>

    I'll settle for 7.5/10. Especially considering we are talking about East Kilbride <laugh>

    MD, I'm intrigued why I should hope it's not who you know. Please elaborate...
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Shes a definite 8 pished thats for sure.
     
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  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Where`s the photy MD?
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

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    MD I want to know why you hope it's not who you know/knew <laugh> The least I deserve seeing as I posted a photo <ok>
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    :emoticon-0171-star::emoticon-0171-star::emoticon-0171-star::emoticon-0171-star: 4 OUT OF 10 ,fat arms and pasty face
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

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    NEEEE-NAWWWWW NEEE-NAWWWWW

    I think that's the forum gaydar just went off as soon as supernorwich posted that drivel
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Cause shes a cock gobbler, she gobbles cock.

    The face is like 95% her but the body I'm no so sure its probably no her anyway i think the one i know is 21/22 but could be wrong <shiftyeyes>
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Does she stay in East Kilbride? If she's a cock gobbler then I might be in luck. I do have a cock after all.
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    I live in London and the sheer volume of women here puts up the standards, i see 9s and 10s regularly, not wanting to **** a fat Emo looking **** doesn`t make me queer... Wanting to stick my cock up your ****ter does though
     
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  19. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Fair enough SN <ok> Although, every man knows that there is no such thing as a 10/10
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    No but I've no seen her in a while so <laugh>

    I don't mean a good cock gobbler i mean a cock gobbler thats likely to gobble your nuts until you contract one of many STDs she is rumored to have, but don't let that put you off :emoticon-0110-tongu

    I'm sure its no her the one I'm thinking of is probably preggers 90% of her natural life.
     
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