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her appearance of an unusually long torso is due to her small top and skirt(?) being under her/his hips. I'd still shag him of course

 

exactly, although i would refer you to my earlier post for a recommended course of action

 

There's nothing endearing about her at all, other than the fact she has a hole. Possibly. At least Susan Boyle could sing for you afterwards.

 

Now now tina, don't be gettin jealous

 

Of that?

 

congratulations, you've unlocked the mystery

 

Tina dont beat urself up

 

Yeah I like to do that to my ladies after peltting time

 

ladies plural bollo? really?

 

To be honest 1 and only one girl. An no beating up after pelting. Infact no pelting at all just love making. I'm just a ****ing sham of a black man. I just say it to act cool <blush>

 

is this you bollo?

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"yeff mifftreff!"

 

Spookily accurate!!!

 

ma mate jst posted this on a burds page. shes is a daft wee ozzie lassie who is 4 months pregnant, her profile pic is an ultrasound pic of her wean. she wont have a clue wot he's on about.

 

one of the guys i was in afghan with mrs was preggers when we deployed and sent him a pic of the ultrasound he was passing it about and everyone is having a look and one of the fijian guys walks in and picks it up

naz "this your baby ram"(ram being another fijian)
ram"nah jono's"
jono"why'd ya say that naz"
naz"this baby is black jono, fiji mafia been shaggin your mrs"




****er was too stupid to realise you couldnt tell skin colour from an ultrasound he was going off his nut

 

oh **** off

 

jst wrote that under ma mates comment