Off Topic Facebook ad’s

Yesterday I tried to be funny by searching for a picture of a **** tattoo to post in reply to the Jimmy Bullard tat on an arse post. In the end I couldn’t find a picture that had a big enough **** tattoo.

This morning my Facebook page is full of adverts for sex aids, latex dolls and lubricants.

So I decided that I would start deleting and blocking ads. For ****s sake, if the security services, social services and Police ever looked at my profile after seeing what Facebook thinks my interests are I am done for.

My interests make me look like a terrorist.

An hour spent changing preferences and I thought I would go back and have a look. So now Facebook is full of adverts for gambling, will writing, and funeral services!

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Social_Dilemma

 

I had a work colleague who measured the particle size of various things using a laser. There are standards you can buy to calibrate your measurements called "latex beads". He nearly got thrown off the University server when he performed a Google search for them. I will leave to your imagination what he got.

 

Could he be arsed to search after that?

 

Got them in the right order! Assuming you've got something left after gambling to put in your will

 

Memo to self;
You avoid Facebook like sensible women avoid Rovertiger, well done.

 

The moral of the story...why the f**k would anyone go on Facebook?

 

It’s hard not too when the scuba diving group I dive with is based on Facebook!
We have 115 members and only use Facebook to organise dives and events.
It is a great media tool, but internet advertising is grim

 

I've never been a fan of Facebook, but this morning I was on a Willerby/Kirkella/Anlaby group page and came across my old golfing partner from my Springhead days I hadn't seen or heard of for 40 years. It was great to catch up with him.

 

Haven't been on Facebook for at least 2 years mate, so you're well safe.

 

You've gone up in my estimation, admittedly from a low starting point but hey ho.

 

You're too kind.

 

Get a room you two!

 

A safe room, well away from ****s like yourself.

 

Both you and your close and personal friend are absolutely safe from me.

 

Small mercies etc.

 

Fireworks not working for you Mr H?

 

What fireworks?

 

Mine was just the standard cucumber , Vaseline and rope today , maybe the ads don’t work on mine ..