FA to crack down on players head butting elbows

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Lifetime bans for all the Arsenal players then. Well, they made me laugh

 

Maybe he should have done the Kanchelskis thing, both feet on the head?

 

The BBC summary says that, yes. That's not the actual charge, though.

 

"You sir are charged with standing on a twat!"

 

I think he picked it up by watching old videos of the Swede:

 

No Five match ban?

 

So it all depends on how the FA word it, then we can decipher whether it was studs in Ibra's head or just an illusion.

I swear Skiddy has never kicked a ball in his life, never played as much as a competitive 5 a side game with his mates in his life.

 

No ban at all, actually. The French FA decided that they couldn't prove intent.

 

He would have to plead guilty to that one.

 

There lies the problem Blue no footballer is going to put his hands up for a ban. Zlatan did the same, he said it was an accident but accepted the charge of violent behaviour. Mings & Bournemouth appealed so that's why he probably got longer.

Can't wait for the report.