I'm with Redruth, WHY bother, it won't make a ****'s worth of difference. It's just another highly paid job for "one of the boys".
Here's the brief: Get some overated players together, make them run around a bit. Oh yes Tactics, kick the ball up field, then retire to the otherside of the halfway line, where you wait for the other team to attack. Pick ball out of the back of your goal, place ball on centre spot, kick ball up field, retire to the otherside of the halfway line wait for other team to attack again. Keep repeating until it's not possible for you to win the game.
One more thing, you cannot have played well unless you've ran at least 50 miles mostly without the ball, it's called "putting in a good shift". Remember this as you will have to say it to the man with a microphone at the end of the game, it's the law!
If I have to make a decision then I would chose my Sat Nav, it's Technical and it's good at Directions!
ILD OTBC
Here's the brief: Get some overated players together, make them run around a bit. Oh yes Tactics, kick the ball up field, then retire to the otherside of the halfway line, where you wait for the other team to attack. Pick ball out of the back of your goal, place ball on centre spot, kick ball up field, retire to the otherside of the halfway line wait for other team to attack again. Keep repeating until it's not possible for you to win the game.
One more thing, you cannot have played well unless you've ran at least 50 miles mostly without the ball, it's called "putting in a good shift". Remember this as you will have to say it to the man with a microphone at the end of the game, it's the law!
If I have to make a decision then I would chose my Sat Nav, it's Technical and it's good at Directions!
ILD OTBC