You can buy maps of North London.That's for those who've never been across the border (i.e. the River Thames).You can even pop in and say hello to your former neighbours at Arsenal! They'll be glad to see. You can talk about old times!
Depends which wall you idiots decide to headbutt. There's one along the road next to the kebab shop. Its not very sturdy, you might save the 2 muppets if you attack that one.
You could always try playing some sort of dodgy "false 9" bollocks, but it's a risk experimenting in a game like this. I guess anything that you do will be though, so who knows?
Looking at the United line-up, I sense that Jose may be playing a 3-4-3 to match up against Chelsea's formation. I sense a gubbing coming up. Chelsea leading @ H/T and F/T. Three or four - nil sounds about right.