Match Day Thread FA Cup Final

Magic's gone.


Unless they reinstate FA Cup Final It's A Knockout, FA Cup Final Quiz Ball, meet the players, match the player to the wife / dog / car, laugh at the educationally sub-normal child fan inexplicably rolled out to entertain the nation 45 minutes before kickoff by dribbling through twisted and smiling, chapped, puffy lips whilst repeatedly spraying how he supports the glory team in a high pitched, incomprehensible whine, or being given a cheeky glimpse of some daft old bat's knickers onto which she's sown the underdog's crest for reasons known only to herself, I don't want to know, really.





Heavy defeat for The Arse I hope, just for the humour value.
 
Magic's gone.


Unless they reinstate FA Cup Final It's A Knockout, FA Cup Final Quiz Ball, meet the players, match the player to the wife / dog / car, laugh at the educationally sub-normal child fan inexplicably rolled out to entertain the nation 45 minutes before kickoff by dribbling through twisted and smiling, chapped, puffy lips whilst repeatedly spraying how he supports the glory team in a high pitched, incomprehensible whine, or being given a cheeky glimpse of some daft old bat's knickers onto which she's sown the underdog's crest for reasons known only to herself, I don't want to know, really.


Heavy defeat for The Arse I hope, just for the humour value.

Surely you don't want Stuart hall back Ernie???

Though Gordon hill impersonating Norman wisdom and frank spencer would be welcome
 
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Magic's gone.


Unless they reinstate FA Cup Final It's A Knockout, FA Cup Final Quiz Ball, meet the players, match the player to the wife / dog / car, laugh at the educationally sub-normal child fan inexplicably rolled out to entertain the nation 45 minutes before kickoff by dribbling through twisted and smiling, chapped, puffy lips whilst repeatedly spraying how he supports the glory team in a high pitched, incomprehensible whine, or being given a cheeky glimpse of some daft old bat's knickers onto which she's sown the underdog's crest for reasons known only to herself, I don't want to know, really.





Heavy defeat for The Arse I hope, just for the humour value.

Don't forget the chat on the concourse with a Celebrity, often from the USA, invited along but baffled to what it was all about and knowing even less about who was involved, whilst tens of thousands of fans were scrambling for tickets and paying touts exorbitant sums.
 
Which of these teams won the PL again? Arsenal are all over them.

That goal had all sorts of dodgy written all over it. But as we know, Sanchez is allowed to use his hands.
 
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Lots and Lots of sour grapes on here......Call yourselves fans of football <doh> It is no wonder your team is in free fall heading back to where you belong in Div 2...<ok>