F1 Drinking game anyone?

Hiya guys, having gone a little crazy this last week with the end of school for me I thought I could bring a little bit of that craziness onto the forum and into the last two races of the season based on this great drinking game I found on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TheBBCF1Dri...s-of-the-bbc-f1-drinking-game/113741188637995
It would only apply to quali and the race, but you guys also get the pre-shows (I don't), and if you want it can apply then as well. The only way we'll know everyone's getting drunk and playing along though is if people post the quote on here that was said; you'll be able to tell by the amount of spelling errors

If any of the mods find this wrong due to the encouragement of drinking that's perfectly fine, and please feel free to take this thread down

Now, because of split broadcasting between Sky and BBC commentators and audiences, I figured that we'd be targeting specific quotes from respective commentators. For example, Sky recievers would be looking out for Brundle and Kravitz's quotes while BBC audiences would watch for quotes from Coulthard and Eddie Jordan. Because there's so many quotes and incidents (I've thrown a few of my own in as well) you only have to take a sip of beer, or else you'd be too smashed to get past the first quarter of the race! I'll put up a table:[TABLE="class: grid, width: 500"]
[TR]
[TD]Brundle
[/TD]
[TD]Coulthard
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"A so-so first/middle/last sector"
[/TD]
[TD]"Clearly"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"Good stuff"
[/TD]
[TD]"Red Bull"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"He's had a dismal race/weekend/season"
[/TD]
[TD]"Sebastian Vettel"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"It is indeed"
[/TD]
[TD]"Mark Webber"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"Job done"
[/TD]
[TD]"Well, indeed.."
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"Line astern"
[/TD]
[TD]"Intimately"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"People have been sending me questions on Twitter"
[/TD]
[TD]"Mirrors"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"Punch and counter-punch"
[/TD]
[TD]"I'm not sure what Eddie is referring to there"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"This is a critical phase of the race"
[/TD]
[TD]"Just coming back to what I was saying earlier"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Any mispronunciations
[/TD]
[TD]Any persistent mispronunciation
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Something spoken in comically surprised, high tone of voice
[/TD]
[TD]Something genuinely witty
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Something genuinely witty
[/TD]
[TD]Anything about Di Resta
[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
[TABLE="class: grid, width: 500"]
[TR]
[TD]Ted Kravitz
[/TD]
[TD]Eddie Jordan
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"I'm in the McLaren garage"
[/TD]
[TD]"In my view"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"And I'll tell you what"
[/TD]
[TD]"In some respects"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"I was there watching it"
[/TD]
[TD]"Let's make one thing absolutely clear"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"I don't believe it!"
[/TD]
[TD]Something ungrammatical
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"They say there is nothing wrong with his car"
[/TD]
[TD]Something that makes no sense whatsoever
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"He doesn't need to stop again"
[/TD]
[TD]Some sort of torturous metaphor
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]"The weather radars are provided to the teams by Meteo-France"
[/TD]
[TD]Any mention of the Jordan team
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Any kind of breakdown in communcations with commentators
[/TD]
[TD]Any awkward lines of questioning
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Referring to drivers by their first names
[/TD]
[TD]"KERS"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
[TABLE="class: grid, width: 500"]
[TR]
[TD]RACE/QUALI
[/TD]
[TD][/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]A driver directly adresses Charlie Whiting over the radio
[/TD]
[TD]Rob Smedley practically telling Massa how to drive
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]An unsafe release or incident in the pitlane
[/TD]
[TD]Safety Car
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Commentators can't understand simple radio messages
[/TD]
[TD]Pointless shot of drivers' family/friends
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Camera angle makes it difficult to see who got off the line well
[/TD]
[TD]Team radio interrupts commentator mid-sentence
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Commentators mistake a replay for live action
[/TD]
[TD]Someone is given a drive-though penalty
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Director misses an important bit of action, i.e. a crash/overtake/pitstop
[/TD]
[TD]A driver says "for sure" in press conference
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Engineer explains something incredibly obvious over the radio
[/TD]
[TD]Maldonado/Grosjean/Perez crash
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Pointless slo-mo replay
[/TD]
[TD]Angry outbursts at other drivers over the radio
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Ferrari speaking Italian on the team radio
[/TD]
[TD]Perez swinging his arms around in anger
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]The drivers' full surnames appearing on the onscreen graphic
[/TD]
[TD]Button mentions "understeer","oversteer" or "balance"
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Going onboard with a driver just before they're involved in an incident
[/TD]
[TD]An interview or team radio with someone as an incident/overtake occurs
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Webber loses position(s) at the start[/TD]
[TD]Vettel does "Crazy Frog" impression[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Raikkonen smiles/laughs[/TD]
[TD]Hamilton has a mechanical problem[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
If anyone's up for this, just say so

 

The next two races will be late afternoon/evening ones but I can't image this would work to well at say 7am in Australia

p.s. Please drink responsibly

 

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This is the smartest thing I have ever heard!

 

I'm in.

 

I'm with my mate here, he's coming round my place for a week so we can get ready for this with fast food included!


He will watch Sky, I'll watch BBC.....who gets the most the drunk? WHO KNOWS!

 

I love it!

 

I get that a lot

 

Kyle will be in...

 

I'm ****ed though if Seb does win the world title on that day....

 

I would also put in: (Ferrari speaking in Italian) and (Perez swinging his arms around in anger)

 

Waaaaah.. Us this side of the Atlantic can't join in... Waah. :'(

 

You need to add a drink every time a pitstop (car stationary) is missed on camera.

 

I wanna watch the end of the season sober, I don't want to lose track of the race, but yeah I am in anyway. I alternate between Sky and BBC.


Coulthard: "Well you know..." In a scottish accent.

 

Ya know, if my races didn't record really early and I didn't watch them in the morning I'd totally be down for this. But since they aren't I suppose I'll have to stick to coffee and breakfast (I'm not gonna get slizzard in the morning cause that'd make me an alcoholic )

 

Well you can always join in on the race/quali ones
And if that's the case I'll throw in a few more.

 

So we've got a drinking game and a gambling game. We really are the epitome of a high-profile forum aren't we?

 

If someone can come up with a game involving hookers we're sorted! (...and the answer to that is not rugby)

 

Strip F1 anybody?

 

Also put in: Webber losing a place at the start. (Mark kicks into anti stall) Me: "Ahhhh crap!"


Specials for me and Iceman.

SilverArrow: (Seb doing his crazy frog)

Iceman: (Kimi smiling or laughing)