I expect us to become masters of all we survey. To kick sand in the eyes of our enemies, to fight poodles and win, to get 15 points from 4 games, to stand outside McDonald's with a "bring it on" sign, to all grow one inch taller, to found and sponsor another domestic trophy just so we can win 5 a season, to buy Brazil to use it as a feeder club, to find the original Jules Rimet trophy, to eat beavers by the dozen, to give Mike Ashley's mum and dad their loan back. All of these things and more are within our grasp.
