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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just saw what you were on about. Actually, I haven't had any drink tonight, was out last night.
     
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    monacoger, May 29, 2012
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Be careful gerrard my sources tell me its the homeless the zombies are after first <whistle>
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <yikes> I ****ing hope not!
     
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    monacoger, May 29, 2012
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Wasn't the zombie-bloke on LSD?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 29, 2012
  5. Trypsin-1

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    and jip **** off and stop ruining it
     
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    Trypsin-1, May 29, 2012
  6. Hash.

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    PCP <ok> we've all been tripping and none of us became zombies :bandit:
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    they are digging implements for burying zombies <doh>
     
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  8. Trypsin-1

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    tha zombies havent come across paddy mccourts fenian army yet
     
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  9. Shameless

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    Do zombies still have their genetalia intact?
     
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  10. anportmorbhoy

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    But if he is a zombie victim won't he now become a zombie? Never mind fixing the ****s face, shoot him
     
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    anportmorbhoy, May 30, 2012

  11. GroveRanger

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    I recommend the film Zombieland to you all as it has some essential tips on how to survive a zombie holocaust. It also has Emma Stone in it so worth a watch just to see her and dry hump your cushions.
     
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  12. Go G YellowScreen

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    Haven't seen it but I am liking your Emma Stone reference.

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    I do love a red head.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, May 30, 2012
  13. RAVENBLACK

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    She's pig ugly!! What's with the enormous forehead and bonce.

    Wouldnt touch her with Lennons 1/4 incher.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 30, 2012
  14. Go G YellowScreen

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    Fuck off you old spunker.

    Last time you shagged a woman, Aberdeen were a dominant force in minor European competition.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    **** off ya balloon ffs.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    At least I know which hole to go for ya baldy ****y sunkbreathed twat.

    You wouldn't know what to do with a woman if she was lying beside you butt naked under your spunk and ****e encrusted Celtic official 1967 Big Ears duvet..
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 30, 2012
  17. Go G YellowScreen

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    At least that proves a can get a burd in to bed. The last time a woman went near yours was the night nurse changing your **** and piss stained single sheet for a new plastic one. You old spunker.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Last weekend actually and she was very keen and very enthusiastic.

    so shove that up Tobys arse the next time you see him gaylord.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 30, 2012
  19. GroveRanger

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    That's the one. Mint!
     
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