Has he left Coldplay?Chris Martin scored for Brizzle.
Has he left Coldplay?Chris Martin scored for Brizzle.
If his footballing skills are as bad as his singing skills then he'll be a ****e fooballer.Has he left Coldplay?
2010 called, it wants its joke back.Has he left Coldplay?
At least it wasn't 1970 like most of the jokes on here.2010 called, it wants its joke back.
Man bun too tightJackson Irvine isn’t available to play for his new German club St Pauli tonight because he is suffering “physical discomfort”. What an odd reason!
Apparently he was trying to bang out this huge ****e and nowt came, now he’s got a sore arsehole and his balls hurt.Jackson Irvine isn’t available to play for his new German club St Pauli tonight because he is suffering “physical discomfort”. What an odd reason!
Black Elvis is now working as security in Lidl top of Hessle Road.
Spotted him on Friday.
There are some suspicious minds round there apparently.
To be fair though, they are in the ghetto.
A little less conversation and a little more action, please….I'm all shook up by this thread now.
Had a chat with him in Tesco Express a couple of years ago, he was a security guard there. Asked him if he still worked at City. No mate, I earn much more doing this.Black Elvis is now working as security in Lidl top of Hessle Road.
Spotted him on Friday.
Had a chat with him in Tesco Express a couple of years ago, he was a security guard there. Asked him if he still worked at City. No mate, I earn much more doing this.
Shocker.
Surely that should have been 'a lidl less conversation a lidl more action please'A little less conversation and a little more action, please….
Clucas just scored for Stoke.