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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Pipe4Life, Feb 9, 2011.

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  1. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    Lets just say I'd attract some unwanted attention if I were to ever go to prison...
     
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  2. thegiddyman

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    You've rumbled me...!

    I have to say i'm amazed a thread more pointless than some of JBs Tash's ones have garnered as much interest as this...hahaha..
     
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  3. Pipe4Life

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    There you have it, from the horses mouth.

    now we can put this nonesense to bed once and for all.

    give everyone a binary wave Sam so we can all move on with our lives....
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 10, 2011
  4. Wein14

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    Hi Sam!!!:emoticon-0128-hi:

    I think you owe alot of money to people on here... Tell you what, give me $150 and i'll get them to leave you alone. Deal?:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. Alfie

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    Was going to say the same about my Spectrum!

    Sam, would you like to buy a player?

    £35Mill. Bargain!
     
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    Alfie, Feb 10, 2011
  6. ToonSi

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    Welcome to the two Sams. It gives me great delight to say this to you all today. Are they a direct replacement for Barton's Tash? I wouldn't comment on that, but they can fill a stopgap, are match fit & will give us a physical presence - especially from the bench (I might have to stand up now as there's no room left in the dugout!).
    Don't worry lads Leazes has promised me personally that the money received from the sale of Tash will be fully reinvested on transfers in the summmer.......




    and spent on wages.
     
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  7. Pipe4Life

    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    Personally I'm all for giving run outs to a couple of the newbie lads rather than throwing good money after bad on a washed up championship senior member.

    Hopefully Sam will be more like sibierski rather than cacapa...
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 10, 2011
  8. NobleGeordie

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    The only way to find out who is the real sam is to ask the ultimate question...

    Do you like green eggs and ham? <badger>
     
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    NobleGeordie, Feb 10, 2011
  9. Pipe4Life

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    Alternatively just ask the Method Man.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 10, 2011
  10. beardface

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    Unless Sam put you up to this to keep his identity hidden...:bandit:
     
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  11. Pipe4Life

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    damn you've been rumbled again Sam. They know about your cunning Identity theft...

    Your card is marked Jose. This does not please Sam. His dastardly plan has been 3 weeks in the making...

    I have news for you my friend; Sam with the agility of 4 pumas and the zeal of 1 and a half ninjas has already got past jose...undetected.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 10, 2011
  12. overseasTOON

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    Crouching poster; hidden comments type of style, eh?
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 10, 2011
  13. beardface

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    That explains how he managed to spike my drink.... <grr>
     
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    beardface, Feb 10, 2011
  14. Pipe4Life

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    There are few things more terrifying than a sexually predatory ninja with a pocket full of roofies...
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 10, 2011
  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Honey Badgers being one of them
     
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  16. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Are we looking for Big Sam? <yikes>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Feb 10, 2011
  17. Mod Face

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    The plot thickens. We established that Sam isn't Sam but thegiddyman is Sam... but there's the possibility that even thegiddyman isn't Sam!

    Who are you trying to protect?!
     
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  18. Pipe4Life

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    This plot runs deeper than you could ever imagine...if i were you i would turn around and walk away from this. its bigger than you me or anything you've ever came across.

    i repeat...walk away.
     
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  19. Mod Face

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    I simply MUST get to the bottom of this, even if it costs me my life!
     
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