Big John I don't know if being a former professional sportsman rules you out, but would you consider representing us in the clackers event?
clackers I'd forgotten all about them. Up there for an award as the most pathetic toy along with a hoop an a stick. These days of course clackers are more commonly know as "love beads" whatever that is. <clack-clack>
Good idea ER but we don't want to steal the paralympics thunder. This is not a time for levity this is a serious bid.