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Match Day Thread Everton Vs Sunderland: Official Sunderland Not606 Match Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Brian Storm, May 8, 2015.

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Outcome

Poll closed May 9, 2015.
  1. Everton

    25.0%
  2. Sunderland

    37.5%
  3. Draw

    37.5%
  1. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Good to hear from you - I was feared you were the one on the bridge.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Awful pal, still feeling it now.
     
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  3. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    He he...Good time though? You'll have to tell us the stories once you're on the mend.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mate it was unbelievable, we basically took over this strip club, we were calling the shots on all of the girls, which one went where, who was next on stage, the music was scrapped and one of the lads put his iphone in the dock and we turned it into a hip-hop night, the girls ****ing loved it. We had blow up air beds with sex machines attached to them and the working girls were queuing up to get ****ed on them, with our boys controlling the sex machines via these little remotes, endless amounts of 500 notes getting flung at every girl as she lay on the beds getting bashed to death off these machines. The owner was ****ing crying when we left town.

    The worst part was the beer festival mate, total cockfest, should have known really but we rapid made our exit from there after a couple of litres of local piss beer.

    Never want to eat another ****ing hot dog again in my life either.
     
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  5. safcneville

    safcneville Active Member

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    Where abouts in town did you stay? I was there around a month ago. And can understand your feelings on the hotdogs haha.
     
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  6. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> i love that from that post it's the hotdogs that have caught your attention. <laugh>

    What's so bad about these hotdogs which makes them more of a talking point than a room full of women that you can electronically ****? <laugh>
     
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  7. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    I love Hotdogs. Got to be gourmet quality Franks though
     
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  8. safcneville

    safcneville Active Member

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    Theres a hotdog stand on every corner you turn. Albiet very good hotdogs.

    Plenty of good beer out there. I went with the mrs so I couldnt visit the better end of town.
     
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  9. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    I bet you won't make that mistake again. <laugh>
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We were supposed to be right near Wenceslas Square but when we arrived they'd given us a load of double beds, so we told them to get ****ed and went and found another near the hot peppers strip club (****hole by the way).

    ****ing hotdogs, lovely when you first have one but by the 12th, they're just rotten. One of the lads had a garlic one, busted by every girl he tried to talk to, pie after pie after pie, it was ****ing hilarious watching him go through about 20 packs of 5 gum to try and shift the garlic.
     
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