Match Day Thread Everton v Toon

Absolute ****ing ****ehawk of a thread

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3-1 to the Toon - Miggy, Baby Longstaff and Jor-Elinton. Matt Ritchie will also be sent off for pole-axing the linesman with a corner flag after kicking it to **** folloiwng Miggy's equaliser.

 

If so tobes is getting it

 

He's from the Shire of Consett innit? They still come out at night and point at the moon and **** up there!

 

Hayden and Longstaff were immense until Longstaff got injured last season and it was keeping Shelvs out of the team, not sure why he's persisting with him at the moment if I'm honest, but then again you could say the same about our No9.

I think Bruce's approach is to play our players and run them into the ground until they are injured and then bring someone else in...rinse and repeat. It's ****ing working as well !!

 

Shelvey is a crap player all round , but because he is our quaterback every now and then he produces a pass or a goal and everyone forgets he was **** for 89 mins a game

 

I'm slightly confused at this logic:

Tough away ground? Our record is mixed there, but it's hardly a grueling journey. IS this supposed to aloud to how ferocious Everton fans are? Hardly Galatasary is it?
Tuesday night? What about it? Our opponents are also playing on a Tuesday night, so this affects them too.
Not enough rest? Everton have the same lack of rest.

And the injury crisis is hardly a thing now, it's mainly horseshit like Muto, Ki and Manquilo, only Carroll and Williams are gonna be a loss.

Team is clicking a bit more, we've got a chance here, Everton are hardly world beaters right now.

 

You will work it out one day.

Clicking ? I dont see it.

Its a tough away ground and night time away is always tougher under lights...

Everton have been in the top 10 for 13 years .. and have a much better side... they will be top 8 come may imo

 

They had a good spell under Martinez for a few years, but that a long while ago now, under Koeman, Allardyce and Silva they spent heavily and massively underachieved and were never anything more than average. They are nothing more than a mid table side and having been anything else for a long time.

Chelsea are better attacking team, and we managed to stop them scoring, so why should Everton be so much more of a challenge? Ok they beat us at SJP, but that was one of the worst performances of the season I've seen from us, and it was right at the start of Ancelotti's honeymoon period.

Liverppol, Man City, Leicester, etc can easily overpower us. Everton ain't in the same league and we've definitely got a chance.

Tuesday night under lights don't change things, especially as we're regarded as having the loudest away fans in the country.

 

Can't remember last time we won at Goodison so a definite lose just like Anfield,Old Trafford ie never win there so write it off.

 

Dear Mr. O'Toon,
Under the ELPL legislation, sub section 4c, you have been found guilty of the heinous crime of using the homophone right instead of write.
Whilst there exists mitigatative powers of this committee, often applied to the less fortunate of a chaotic nature, your demonstratively higher reasoning powers make such allowances not applicable. You are however sentenced to the minimum possible of sanctions. You will be forced to attend the next three championship home games of Sunderland football club - nisi prius moriatur. There is no right of appeal.

 

FFS

2010, HBA thunderbolt on his debut. And a few draws there since, most recently last season!

And we never win at Old Trafford? Were you dead on 7th December 2013?

 

No,2010 & 2013 ffs Am I RIGHT in thinking that our last win in Anfield was the Andy Cole hatrick?

ps Think that was at home,memory going

 

Cole hatrick was at home, we won at Anfield 2-0 the same season, which I'm pretty sure was the last time we won there.

That was Liverpool under the guidance of a certain Graeme Souness.

 

He got his revenge when he took us over

 

Rocket

 

Are chances have increased slightly

Richarlson out ...

Sadly iwobi is still out...

 

And Sigurdsson out, although £40m for him looks like a complete joke so far.

DCL is scoring all their goals atm, shut him down and we should have a chance.

 

Dont think hes been starting... has he ? Not sure, but no doubt richarlson is a big miss

The extra days rest will. Show imo.

Fully expect to lose

 

Extra day?

They played on Saturday too, 3pm kick off vs West Ham.

That's 2.5 hours rest at most, plus they had the journey back, so we've probably had more rest/preparation.