One thing I've noticed about you is that you have a lot of trouble quoting other people's posts. I would have thought that being an American teenager your IT skills would be of a high standard. This leads me to believe that one of two things is going on here. Either: You are not actually an American teenager and are pretending to be one to act out some kind of fantasy existence. Or: You are indeed an American teenager and your fingers are so fat that you struggle with a keyboard.
Don't American teenagers learn any of the French language beyond the word douche? You still haven't told us which part of America you are from? My guess is the Deep South.
Oh Schweve, come on get with it. I told you I was only joking about that. You still playing amongst the graves?
So what you're saying is that you're not actually a fat, American teenager from the Deep South, you just made all that stuff up? It wouldn't surprise me to learn that you're a fat, middle aged, bigoted, cockernee who likes going onto Internet forums to claim that he's a fat, American teenager from the Deep South. A fantasy that stems from an interest in American teenage slang.