Everton sign Tom Cleverley

Lol whenever you get confused you comeback with a nothing response. Ahhh diddums, can your little brain not follow a simple train of thought?

 

EDIT: NVM

 

Any money Utd have got for him is good business, he's bang average.

 

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Thanks a lot Douche.

 

Another high quality post. Good work.

 

Sorry I'm not in your intellectual class. I bow to you.

 

Likewise. You chuck it out but hate it back. Douche.

 

I don't mind you giving it back. It's just such low quality banter. Can't you put a bit more effort in or is it really the best you can come up with?

And isn't Douche a funny insult? Doesn't it mean "shower" in French? I think it's a popular insult amongst American teenagers as it is used in films targeted at them. Are you an American teenager?

 

It's funny yet it bothers you. Yes I'm an American teenager.

 

I once knew a guy called Douche. It was the 80's and his parents fancied themselves as quite trendy so they gave all their kids French sounding names. Douche always seemed like an odd choice especially as he wasn't an American teenager like you. Which part of America do you live in and are there a lot of other American teenage Chelsea fans who like using the word Douche?

 

That's interesting, I'm a Serbian Grandmother.

 

That explains an awful lot.

 

I think I watched a film about you once...

 

Quite possible.

 

I'm not really an American teenager Schweve. You can chill out now as I was only pretending mate.

 

I think the correct insult is actually Douche Bag.

A Douche Bag is effectively a shower bag. I don't own a shower bag as I keep my shampoo and shower gel in the shower. If I had a shower bag I think that's where I would keep my shampoo and shower gel.

I do have a wash bag which I use when I go on holiday. I put my shower gel and shampoo in it but as I also put my tooth brush, toothpaste, shaving kit etc in it, it can't be classified as a shower bag.

Do any other posters have any information about shower bags that they'd like to share?

 

Is that the kind of dancing that you American teenagers do? I think it looks a bit silly. Is it true that all Americans are fat? Are you a fat American teenager? Do you have to call emergency services every time you want to leave the house?

 

QUOTE="Shteve, post: 8020241, member: 1029838"]Is that the kind of dancing that you American teenagers do? I think it looks a bit silly. Is it true that all Americans are fat? Are you a fat American teenager? Do you have to call emergency services every time you want to leave the house?[/QUOTE]

Oops there goes a rib. Stop it you're hilarious Schleve. No, really, don't.