I'm supposed to say "high flying Everton" somewhere in here aren't I? 
Well, good luck to the wooden seated ones as they seek to have a decent season and I for one find it hard to wish ill on the club. Except tomorrow, when I would like to see them turn up all complacent and get turned over goodstyle.
Alas, Jordi Gomez's rescinded red card might put a well aimed brolly through the spokes of me bmx and send me with a big hole in my chin, gravel in the palms of my hand and a rip in my low slung chinos into the bottom three by close of play on Saturday.
They've just got too many players on form just now. Jelavic, Baines, Fellaini, Anichebe, Pienaar - How do we stop that lot? Are we maybe going to see us going for something more stacked in the middle of the park? Oh wait - we tried that against the mighty, eh, Fulham - and see where it got us.
SO - the two Jimmy Macs in the centre of the park for a start. Both need to be on song for us to have any chance. If Alacarz is fit Boyce needs to play as the right wing back and Figueroa on the left. That give us the defensive muscle and numbers we'll likely need against the likes of Anichebe and Fellaini. Which also means Kone and di Santo up front, or we might stuggle to make an impact on their defence.
Leaving Bobby to make the crucial decision - Maloney or Gomez. There can only be one. And it must be the Highlander.
Well, good luck to the wooden seated ones as they seek to have a decent season and I for one find it hard to wish ill on the club. Except tomorrow, when I would like to see them turn up all complacent and get turned over goodstyle.
Alas, Jordi Gomez's rescinded red card might put a well aimed brolly through the spokes of me bmx and send me with a big hole in my chin, gravel in the palms of my hand and a rip in my low slung chinos into the bottom three by close of play on Saturday.
They've just got too many players on form just now. Jelavic, Baines, Fellaini, Anichebe, Pienaar - How do we stop that lot? Are we maybe going to see us going for something more stacked in the middle of the park? Oh wait - we tried that against the mighty, eh, Fulham - and see where it got us.
SO - the two Jimmy Macs in the centre of the park for a start. Both need to be on song for us to have any chance. If Alacarz is fit Boyce needs to play as the right wing back and Figueroa on the left. That give us the defensive muscle and numbers we'll likely need against the likes of Anichebe and Fellaini. Which also means Kone and di Santo up front, or we might stuggle to make an impact on their defence.
Leaving Bobby to make the crucial decision - Maloney or Gomez. There can only be one. And it must be the Highlander.