Scene 2 of play Lady moves from balcony to drawing room & encounters a Smurf. She rises up to her full height & greets Smurf A start player, a star play, your kingdom for a star player! Smurf moves away slowly reeling from verbal attack I say unto thee, out out dam Pags, as he draws his sword & fends off attack from El ee eye double eeio Play continues
Final scene Smurf lying on floor covered in blood, El eye double you eeio standing over with sword erect covered in blood. Bottle of Zinfandal & two glasses on nearby table. El eye double you eeio takes glasses in one hand, heroine in the other, looks longingly into her eyes Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds at ER do shake the darling buds of May, And Summer's lease hath all too short a date: She replies not really understanding a word of the above: An El eye double you by any other name would smell as sweet. Both look confused, sink bottle, Curtain closes to rapturous applause & the orchestra playing MOT
No, I thought it would be more about one or two on here, about someone asking for more. There would need to be a good guy, the guy who always wants more. Let's call him Oliwer. Then we need the baddie. Let's call him Smurfgin. There's got to be a love interest. Let's call her Pagney. Can't quite decide on the title. O LIW er seems a bit long. Any thoughts? Opening scene would be the back streets of Beeston, or some similar slum area. The scene would open with our boy working his fingers to the bone in some back street factory (yeah I know, beggers belief really, but there we go). The baddy would be standing over him with a plate of watery food. (yeah I know, he'll be lucky to get that off Smurfgin). Our hero looks at the food, & says to Smurfgin, "Please Sir Smurfgin, can I have some more?" Story continues
LMFAO Quite amusing this. Greeny, who posted earlier, used to do some great stories on 606. They really cheered your day up.
He put on his twitter "Back at thorpe arch for pre season training, 99 percent sure ill be moving on, just gotta work out wheres best for me and my family"
Pags, for the uninitiated, whats LMFAO? On Grella, he cost us nothing, had chances, but never really progressed despite him looking as though he might. Will wish him well if/when he moves on. But I think we have 4 strikers & 4 wingers all better than him. So not much chance of him getting any game time soon.
LMFAO means Laughing my ****ing arse off And Kissa, I know! Iâve not been able to respond yet but I will!
Cheers Pags. I'm still getting used to the lack of quill pens at work. So abbreviations are a whole new ball game to me
