Even Dunfermline Don't Want You

That sounds yummy.

 

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You up for a game then?

You'll probably want to finish last, be a treat for you

 

I might be, but you won't be involved in any way, shape or form, limp dick.

 

<partyattinas>'

 

Who says I wanted to be involved?

You ever had horrible tasting cum in your gub?

 

No, all yummy.

Have you?

 

MD standing on his chair trying to get his baldy hawf incher up against the screen...

as he falls tae the flair n his maw draps his tea!

 

Only my own, tasted quite nice

 

*

 

My maw doesny stay with me, yours does and shes seen my nob plenty of times.

 

And she's always been dissapointed

 

Now now lads don't start slagging eachothers maws

I've pumped both yer maws and they're both lovely ladies

 

*

 

Aye well I've shagged tina so GIRFUY.

 

She says yer a snider tho....

 

No ye huvny.

 

You'd have been better off pumping my old dear

Tina's dirty and not in the good way

 

Your old dear's younger than me

fAcT

 

Widny be hard