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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  2. gas

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    .<laugh>
     
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  4. gas

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    That's Sams phone <whistle>
     
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    Would you buy a "second hand" one?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Good point. Stipulate on ebay that it's no been up any ****'s ****ter. It's a virgin phone.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 13, 2012
  7. gas

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    Now that we've touched on the subject, probably not, unless of course it doesn't have vibrate.
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I wonder if you can get aids from a second hand 3310 :confused:
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. gas

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    <laugh>

    Definately give O2 a miss<yikes>
     
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    <laugh>

    Absolutely guaranteed to not have been up an arse.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 13, 2012
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    Hmm.

    It depends entirely as to whether the rectal cavity of the previous owner was torn or not I suppose.
     
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  13. gas

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    Makes me think that a phone that's been regularly inserted into a **** could have more value on ebay.

    Top of the range Nokia, been used several times as a clit stimulator but never used up the rectum. <cool>
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I'd pay more for a phone that's been up a famous persons arse than someones minge, for example oh i dunno Tom Cruises?
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I would demand a certificate of DNA proof that the rusty ****e between the keys actually came from said famous person.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 13, 2012
  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I think I've just thought up a new ebay scam...

    Thanks Gambol.
     
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  17. gas

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    A **** note<ok>
     
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    Does poo rust?
     
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  19. Gambol

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    Yer welcome. <ok>
     
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