Off Topic Eurovision - in memory of Tickles.

[Amin Arrears]

Madonna is a whore

 

[Des Head]

That lass with the beard is well tidy.

 

[Amin Arrears]

That lass with the beard is well tidy.

Can’t beat a good beard tickles your balls at the same time 2 birds 1 face

 

[Des Head]

Can’t beat a good beard tickles your balls at the same time 2 birds 1 face

No polydicks, ta.

 

[Ullofaman]

Come on Norway & Azerbaijan - good stomping music.

 

[tigerscanada]

No polydicks, ta.

 

[Kempton]

In laws round. Having to watch goggle box.

 

[Des Head]

My wife thinks that Germany probably don't wear knickers. I don't now if she hates them or loves me.

 

[Edelman]

To be clear, she didn't enjoy it, she's just got a funny tummy.

I thought it was dreadful but they might fall for it !
Can't say I really liked any so far but Cyprus I vote for

 

[Des Head]

I thought it was dreadful but they might fall for it !
Can't say I really liked any so far but Cyprus I vote for

She likes "the one that sounds like Mark Owen" but we've got to that point in the evening where I'm struggling to work out who she means.

 

[Quill]

Seriously though, the wardrobe department - what the **** is going on?

 

[Edelman]

She likes "the one that sounds like Mark Owen" but we've got to that point in the evening where I'm struggling to work out who she means.

Yeah I've voted Cyprus

 

[Edelman]

Seriously though, the wardrobe department - what the **** is going on?

I see the UK didn't use the wardrobe debt

 

[Amin Arrears]

You lot actually watch this ****e?

 

[Edelman]

You lot actually watch this ****e?

Yep !
It's once a year and it's strangely entertaining

 

[Quill]

You lot actually watch this ****e?

Honestly?

I have it on mute and am listening to Bowie whilst playing Football Manager. A much better all round experience.

 

[Des Head]

Estonia. That's the one that Mrs Des likes. I'm going with San Marino. If I have to subjected to ****pop, I want it to be shouted in my face by a guy I'm afraid of.

 

[Quill]

I'm going with Iceland because they had my attention most.

Not sure what that says about me...

 

[Des Head]

Madonna. History happening right now, kids.

 

[Quill]

It's not the 80s anymore Madge, **** off.