Eurovision 2026

[stopmeandslapme]

Bit late but here is the thread you've all been waiting for.

Observations so far:
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Awful music

One half of the unfunny duo Mel and Sue is doing some of the commentary including what is usually the best bit: the vote results.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Any Polish buxom wenches simulating milking cows yet?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Audience capacity 7000. Why not hold it in a bigger venue? Could sell 10 times that many tickets no problem.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Any Polish buxom wenches simulating milking cows yet?

There's not much in the way of variety these days, just a shouted one word chorus over a techno beat.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Was there a minutes silence for any recently deceased poultry before they started the bin dipping extravaganza?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Was there a minutes silence for any recently deceased poultry before they started the bin dipping extravaganza?

If you're not going to take it seriously just F$%£ off Chris.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

If you're not going to take it seriously just F$%£ off Chris.

^^^^^^^^^

Typical response from a highly strung, alcoholic, aggressive arty farty pretentious ****.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

^^^^^^^^^

Typical response from a highly strung, alcoholic, aggressive arty farty pretentious ****.

J'apolgise.

The Britain-hating German bird done well.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

J'apolgise.

The Britain-hating German bird done well.

I do believe she was miming.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I do believe she was miming.

They all sing live don't they?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Who won?

Did The Beetles reform especially for the Mopeathon in Mope City?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Who won?

Did The Beetles reform especially for the Mopeathon in Mope City?

Some ****e. We are back to near the bottom, the only time we have done well is when we entered Jesus.

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[pompeymeowth]

Sam is brilliant!

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Sam is brilliant!

He's our saviour.

 

[pompeymeowth]

He's our saviour.

Well I don't know about that, but he is a wonderful performer and he writes his own stuff.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Some ****e. We are back to near the bottom, the only time we have done well is when we entered Jesus.

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Definite ****tah.

 

[QuarterMoonII]

J'apolgise.

The Britain-hating German bird done well.

You need to work on your French or your typing or both.

The ‘German bird’ beat the foul-mouthed Kentish Town (supported by Keir Starmer) bird to bottom place.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

You need to work on your French or your typing or both.

The ‘German bird’ beat the foul-mouthed Kentish Town (supported by Keir Starmer) bird to bottom place.

Muller is a kraut name, n'est pas?

 

[monacoger]

Muller is a kraut name, n'est pas?

Si.

 

[pompeymeowth]

You need to work on your French or your typing or both.

The ‘German bird’ beat the foul-mouthed Kentish Town (supported by Keir Starmer) bird to bottom place.

Vai pro caralho.

Buceta