Eurovision 2023

Rude.

 

The thing is, we have myriad world-class performers who could represent us at Eurovision. The likes of Bowie, Amy Winehouse and Mungo Jerry would surely produce the requisite goods.

I'll write to the panel, just in case they haven't thought of this idea.

 

Ashes To Ashes indeed.

Not sure about Mungo, is he not still tied up with Mary and Midge Manure?

 

I think Mungo is married to Jerry. Or Jerry is married to Mungo. It's one or the other.

 

Ray Dorset is still alive. I think.

 

Wonder if he still has those gargantuan sideburns?

Unless he isn't still alive obviously.

Are Brotherhood Of Man still on the go?

 

Funnily enough, he resides in Dorset.

 

They are still going, yes.

Tickets are available for their gig at the Hippodrome, Eastbourne.

 

That’s your holiday plans sorted ER

 

And he has suffered from IBS for 45 years, the poor sod.

 

Sounds a plan right enough.

Always fancied going to Eastbourne.

Win, win scenario

 

Eastbourne is very pleasant. The Wish Tower and Redoubt Fortress are both worth a visit. And there is no shortage of fine hotels.

 

In Aberdoom we have "The Pish Tower"

 

Grab a Granny night in Eastbourne is considered a highlight of the social calendar

 

As long as she's rolling in dosh, I'm not fussy.

 

If you get a chance while you’re down that way:

 

I'm in stitches at the quotes.

****ing brilliant!!

 

Been to places like that every holiday in the UK. Though in France they’ve got hornets that sound like a WWII bomber.

 

"Observation bins"