They move the ball so quickly, we just move the ball from guehi to stones and that's at a snails pace. One of the most uninspiring, tediously boring England teams I can remember. Very negative tactics from Southgate.
How do you make a naughty Slovakian cry? Give him The Kane! Not sorry at all. We've been on the wrong end of such results too often.
Belgium the younger, fitter side. They're sitting back and they'll tire the French out and then begin to put pressure on them from 60/70 minutes. You heard it here first. I'm in a room full of French people, with one family from Belgium. Fun times.
Are they? Vertonghen is 106 and De Bruyne isn’t what he was. Lukaku would rather be at a Toby Carvery. Still hope they win. Get Fellaini on and lump it.
I’m still trying to work out what positions the players were assigned in extra time last night. Brace yourselves for Lewis Dunk.
It’ll be Konsa over Dunk I’m pretty sure. He’ll want a bit of pace against the Swiss attack and I think he’s realised Dunk is mediocre. For some reason it was briefly a 5-3-2 with Eze as LWB.
To be fair the French have been almost as **** as England so far, struggle to score but still scraping through. The Belgians are serial losers despite the (now fading) quality in their team.
Belgium playing in a very similar way to England. Prioritising trying not to get beaten over trying to win. We got ****ing lucky, Belgium didn't
Bit of a strange game.... Portugal are a better side when Ronaldo isn't playing, with him on the pitch everything goes through him and slows it down.... that lad Leao looks useful.... Slovenia look dangerous on the break but not really tested the keeper....
