Oh look, they started Rickie again. Oh look, Rickie scored for them again. It's not difficult, Brendan...
Rickie Lambert: has now scored in - League Two, League One, JPT, Championship, League Cup, FA Cup, Premier League, Champions League, England friendlies, England World Cup qualifying and England World Cup preparation games.
He's stupid not giving him and Lallana an extended run in the team together, their play was almost telepathic in the last couple of seasons for us.
So if you need a proof reader when you're writing up match reports for the Guardian, DTLW, I can be available!