Europa league draw

Ha! Nice try but not that stadium of Light as I'm sure you know

Am planning on a visit to your neighbours in spring though

 

Gateshead? Can't be anywhere else worth bothering with round there!

 

Dont forget my ticket, I fancy that one. It'll be a new experience for you watching pissed up blokes squaring up to livestock.

 

I'll be heading over to Arnhem to take a couple of Europa matches in. Probably the only chance I'll ever get to watch European football