Match Day Thread EURO 2020/1 FINAL - Italy vs England

Then I shall spare you mate.

We have a deal

 

What truce?



You “might be merciful “ is what you said. Don’t worry when we win I won’t be. Nothing personal, it’s just business.

 

I offered a truce sugar lips and you've decided you want a good roughing on Sunday night.

 

No you didn’t. You were teasing. Problem is you’re not my type of tease. Be ready with that old humble pie when the Three Lions defeat the Azzurri despite two dives by Immobile to win penalties.

 

Muff divers rule ok.

" we dive at five, no muff too tough "

 

Italy will hit England like a tidal wave smashing into a house of playing cards.
Speed, incisive passing, energy, mischievousness and passion will overwhelm us. Our wingbacks will be pegbacks, our midfield will be bypassed, only our strikers with their 4 attacks will profit; by one goal. Italy to score 3.

 

I'll see your tidal wave and raise you the White Cliffs of Dover. The Italians will be swept back out to sea and go down not fighting!

 

I think I might support England again

 

Hardly surprising after the things that went on in the semi.

 

I've offset my bet on Italy, so I put £15 on them at the start at 10/1. Today/yesterday I've backed England in 90 mins at 3/1, England in Extra time at 10/1 and England pens 10/1

 

Anyone else sick of Sweet Caroline? I'd rather listen to a Steve Bruce interview

 

And what happens if football wins? Or both teams lose?

 

I'll just start making meth in a camper van

 

Is that meths? Or do you have a lisp? Not that I have anything against anyone who has a lisp. Well, unless they have just burgled my house or scratched my car in which case I would.

 

You have cars in Chester Le Street now? Thought it was all horse and cart?

 

You’re not lisping anymore. We’re you doing it just to get sympathy? That’s pretty sick if you were.

 

Thteve Bruce thtinks of pith