One of the kids today read the word mystify as.....stupid ... and a sock dodger to boot ...![]()
My stiffy

Had an accident because of kids 7 weeks ago and messed up my hand. Have had it in a plaster cast since and have to go for an mri scan on Friday. One of the little mo fos hit me on it and then demanded the police be called cos it hurt them

The pay is **** but the laughs are great!
Just think ... society's safety is dependent on me doing my job well while dodging piss soaked socks and nursing bruises and broken limbs...God help you all!!!