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  1. Bollocks

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    You're either cheeky or horny, talking to me like that.

    Either way, it's making me a little queasy.
     
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    Bollocks, Jul 5, 2011
  2. Erik

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    Interesting.
     
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    Erik, Jul 5, 2011
  3. Toby

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    Erik after last time there's no chance I'm ever having you back, such a disappointment...

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    Toby, Jul 5, 2011
  4. Erik

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    Maybe if you didn't have a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag, I'd have at least touched the sides.
     
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    Erik, Jul 5, 2011
  5. lone ranger

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    that cannot be real
     
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  6. Toby

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    Poor Erik got dealt a crappy hand by life :(
     
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    Toby, Jul 5, 2011

  7. Erik

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    It looks Photoshopped to me. :bandit: <whistle>
     
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    Erik, Jul 5, 2011
  8. Toby

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    Try shaving your pubes to make it look bigger <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 5, 2011
  9. lone ranger

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    stick a bit of pipe insulation round it as its a girth issue, that ought to go the trick <ok>

    next
     
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    lone ranger, Jul 5, 2011
  10. Zico

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    <laugh>
     
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    Zico, Jul 5, 2011
  11. Zico

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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 5, 2011
  13. Zico

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    I've never laughed so much for ages. <rofl>

    The guy should never have exposed that walnut whip, he musta bin fulla Eccys.

    <TAZEREDROFL>
     
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    Zico, Jul 5, 2011
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I once whacked off in an escort.... Mk3
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 5, 2011
  15. Zico

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    bump
     
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    Zico, Jul 6, 2011
  16. Billy Death

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    Leave Alan Shearer out of it man.
     
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    Billy Death, Jul 7, 2011
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