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Escape from Southampton

Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by Leading Fish in Hants, Jun 1, 2011.

  1. colin5164

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    It wasn't funny as it implies that all scummers are inbreds and like to have sex with members of their own family. This is definately untrue as we all know that they prefer ponys.
     
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  2. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Colin you have just reinforced every prejudiced opinion I hold of supporters of your club including the one where I am convinced you don't have a brain cell between you.

    I repeat for your benefit and for everyone elses that if you can't say anything clever, interesting or funny don't say anything. According to this mantra everything I have read that you have contributed on this site should have remained unsaid. Not very clever, not at all interesting and most definately not funny. There are some really very clever and funny Pompey supporters but you are not one of them and I am sure you feel quite ashamed about that.
     
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  3. colin5164

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    Er no, dont give a **** what a scummer thinks or says on a Pompey forum. Dont like it, piss off back to your own board.
     
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  4. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    A short temper and a foul mouth. Colin you must be the pride and joy of your parents.

    As for not caring what I think it is obvious that you do given your response.
     
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  5. colin5164

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    Please explain the difference between calling us Skates (with the inference that has), and me stating that you like ponies.
    Im interested in your obvious double standards as everything you post is clever, interesting or funny and I wish to be enlightened!
    And yes I have a short temper and a foul mouth on occassions, if you dont like it you can always press the ignore button.
     
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  6. Lord Duckhunter

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    Look at this PILF, Col




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  7. rednright

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    sounds like Paulsgrove
     
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  8. colin5164

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    LD, made me LOL. Not sure what reaction StG had.
     
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  9. It’s Only A Game

    It’s Only A Game Well-Known Member

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    Yesterday I needed to go into West Quays for shopping, so I popped on my Saints shirt and drove into town. While I was there I couldn't help but notice a strange looking guy with his female carer, he obviously had learning difficulties. I asked him if he wanted some help and he said he couldn't find his way to the car park (one of his learning difficulties was reading). I suggested he just followed the slime trail he had made on his way in. This seemed to work ok, but I do worry about letting these people out to big shopping malls and think they should probably just stick to garden centres.
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    BBC 606 has been closed now, for 24hrs!
     
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    relegation is one thing you skates wont escape next season
     
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  12. devonFRATTONiser

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    Some-thing that's been worrying me for a while. But I'll allow myself a few weeks of blind optimism before I start to worry again :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  13. Lord Duckhunter

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    I can confirm that "leading Fish" managed to find his car and his Mrs even managed to get past the barrier........eventually.


     
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  14. devonFRATTONiser

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    Now he really shouldn't have let Mrs Fish drive <laugh>
     
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  15. sa1nts

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    Well you wouldn't Minging, that's because Southampton people are coherent. Unlike you. Cheers. <ok>
     
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  16. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    My question is; why was she driving in the kitchen?
     
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  17. Leading Fish in Hants

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    I assure you that had Mrs Fish been driving, she wouldn't have got out to check the damage. <somersault>
     
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  18. Leading Fish in Hants

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    Oh, and there is no way I would visit Southampton in anything remotely decent like my own car!
     
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  19. Lord Duckhunter

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    Is this it?





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  20. Leading Fish in Hants

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    Not quite LD, I would never lower myself to drive the Southampton team bus.
     
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