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Erotic Literature

Discussion in 'Books' started by The Raging Oxter, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Anyone ever read any?

    I read one when I was about 14 but soon got bored of it and turned instead to more traditional ****ing material.

    Of course, in those days it was called pornographic literature but with women now reading it it's no longer considered pornographic or seedy. Funny that.

    So has anyone read any and what was it?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    So no one's admitting to reading smutty books then.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I read the Flashman books when a nipper,not really erotic but got a horn,will that do?
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Nah, I was more of a Razzle or Mayfair reader.
     
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  5. Shawswood

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    I once read a steamy French novel, didn't really do anything for me but my dog started to hump my leg whenever I got to a hot passage and wouldn't stop until I put it down (the book). Evolution perhaps?
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Got hold of a book called FIONA once.
    About an air stewardess who had a major horn.
     
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  7. Minxy

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    Does Shades of Grey count?
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Read us an excerpt and I'll let you know.
     
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  9. Minxy

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    ok ... are you sitting comfortably then ...... :D
     
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    Moses Well-Known Member

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    I''ve just knocked one off to Anais Nin :evil:
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Never read any, can only imagine it to be thoroughly tedious
     
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  13. Resurgam

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    never really wanted to try and read any
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Only if you count the Readers' Letters section in scud mags.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Littlewoods catalogue:embarrassed:
     
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  16. Shawswood

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    Very tiring
     
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  17. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Try the Argos catalogue sunbed section :D
     
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