Not gonna happen bruv ... in any era ... yer dicks too small, you can't make wood and one look at your face would dry out any fanny ...
... as I said earlier ... the lad has got my grudging respect ... career likely ****ed ... but at least he gives a damn and won't take no ****
Listen, if that was an Arsenal player who'd done that and it was about protecting his brother, he'd be a ****ing hero
not complicated ... if you can't stay hard as **** you won't be a sex God... ffs Commdom get a grip ... or, more to the point ... stop that and find yourself a woman ...
I think he may have spent it meditating and seeking the next plane of existence ... or, alternatively, the queue in the Lidl lager aisle must have been a proper **** ...
Have i ever mentioned my knife set? Don't think I have.. Just incase I havnt You'll be hacking away. Whilst these bad boys are slicing and taking the piss.. a bit like me really..
I've posted this on the General Match Thread to, important to balance out opinion on what happened tonight, so over to Jose...