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EPL Hell

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I read the full thing. I tried to fap to it. I boaked.
     
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    <laugh>

    me too

    I wish I knew where it was, it was one of the best things ever posted on here :D
     
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  3. Erik

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    Best thread was the ***** Attack. God bless ya, Dougie
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    One season of poor performances in Europe by the Premier League teams and the scotch have all got boners.

    I've been hearing for years about how "the Premier League bubble will burst", ever since I first went on the BBC forums twelve yerars ago, now, who is it that's just gone into administration?
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Portsmouth <ok>
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.

    Gas<ooook>
     
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  8. gas

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  9. gas

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    I have difficulty controlling myself sometimes when I get really horny, no surprise. I found a dark area to park the car in a viaduct under the Ravenswood &#8216;L&#8217; tracks, pulled my jeans down, and started pushing dog **** into my vagina. It smelled horrible. The turds were all different sizes and colors so it was probably from different dogs. Some of it was kind of messy and some was all hard and dried up, but I kept putting more and more **** inside me. I didn&#8217;t stop until it hurt. It made me cum really hard. My tummy was quivering after the orgasm. Then I put my pants back on and drove home. I carried the **** around in my vagina, constantly horny, humping the furniture and fingering myself to orgasm on and off until Thursday afternoon, when I needed to end my depraved little dog **** adventure, clean up, and go to work.

    ****ing hell <yikes>

    It seems unbeleivable but this stuff is too original and discriptive not to be true.



    <laugh>
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Jip<ok>

    What is going on with your avatar and sig mate?
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I saw the program Bananas In Pyjamas on one of the kids' channels last night. My 3 year-old daughter loves it. And I think it's actually a very powerful image. Bananas. In Pyjamas.

    As for sigs, yours just took me about 5 minutes to read <laugh>
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ER winding people up again like the champ he is.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Couldn't give a flying **** if the premier league is overated, to be fair.
     
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    Oh i think your wish will be granted soon enough <laugh>
     
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  16. Trypsin-1

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    Bitter, bitter Watford <laugh>
     
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    Not at all - my aim this season was to avoid relegation and we're doing just peachy cheers.
     
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  18. Erik

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    Watford are ****e.
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Get to **** <grr>

    Hull <laugh>
     
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  20. Trypsin-1

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    See Chippy - Coming from a Hull fan too.
     
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