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As a person I have a lot of time for Harry Kane, very down to earth and a decent bloke.

He's a ****e footballer though.
I met him at Luton Airport in 2011 he was on his way to Geeece , he was arguing with the check in desk about weight restriction on his luggage and refused to pay the surplus.

I defused the situation by offering to wear his clothes on the plane.

Too my surprise he handed me a pair of red chords and a lemon tweed jacket , looked at the label and both were from Mr Buyright .

I didn't even know they were still going .
 
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I met him at Luton Airport in 2011 he was on his way to Geeece , he was arguing with the check in desk about weight restriction on his luggage and refused to pay the surplus.

I defused the situation by offering to wear his clothes on the plane.

Too my surprise he handed me a pair of red chords and a lemon tweed jacket , looked at the label and both were from Mr Buyright .

I didn't even know they were still going .

Hoi, it's only me that meets the elite at airports around this flat earth.
 
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Jesus, Jeremy Anus is co-commentator, utter ****ing twat.

Sound will have to be muted for the game as well.
 
I'll be happy with a draw. We'll smash the Czechs and won't get beaten from the Jocks. That should be enough to see us through.
 
Foden and Grealish could be our stars this tournament.