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English Boy Slagging Irn Bru

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Jan 25, 2010.

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    where the **** did LR go?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 5, 2012
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He got married and got a new job, this place is blocked in his work.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 5, 2012
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought he maybe got hisself killed over in Afghanishire.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2012
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    AFGHAN NOOOOOOO!!!!

    He was going to have a breakdown in work in scream that at the top of his lungs.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 5, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Serves the eejit right for being in the TA's. Pretendy weekend soldier twats **** it when they actually have to go do summit <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2012
  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He asked me if he got a job offshore then would he be able to get a boat out to the platform as being in a Chinook with the TA made him sick.

    The Oil industry got rid of Chinooks about 20 years ago as they were death-traps.

    You could get a cup of tea and a pish on them though. None of that these days.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 5, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Whit, nae stewardess service on the choppa? You guys are really slumming it.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2012
  8. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Irn Bru is **** <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Sep 5, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I wholly agree.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2012
  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    its no fun being in a death trap sardine can squashed between two lardy fat hairy arsed welders for two hours and needing a pish.

    Ideal for losing weight though as you sweat like a *****phile in a playground.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 5, 2012

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    At least yer well paid for the pleasure.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2012
  12. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Wid Ye?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Sep 5, 2012
  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what platform are ye on Venom?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 5, 2012
  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It's a thread from 18 months ago, I hope he's not still there.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 5, 2012
  15. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Square sausage is ****e. No idea how ****s eat it.
     
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    Patience, Sep 5, 2012
  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    In a roll <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 5, 2012
  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    you prefer the round sausage inside you?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 5, 2012
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You've basically just described eternal Hell. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 5, 2012
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