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Match Day Thread England vs Subpoena

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 5, 2017.

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Without Googling, who has the hottest WAG (then Google after for the lols)?

  1. Gazza Southgate

    20.0%
  2. Harry Kane

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  3. Marcus Rashford

    10.0%
  4. Raheem Sterling

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  5. Joe Hart

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  6. Gary Cahill

    20.0%
  7. Harry Winks

    20.0%
  8. Kyle Walker

    10.0%
  9. Other (mystery box)

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  1. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I saw them with the World Cup Trophy. The Jules Rimet Trophy is the old one. :emoticon-0148-yes:

    It was a bit comical though. It's like, "yeah, we're going to the World Cup............... to fall flat on our faces again".
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    We've got no chance <wah>

    In fact, the mackems have got more chance of winning a home game than we have of winning the world cup (and that's saying something) <laugh>
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    Can I just say that this is much better than Fredor’s match threads.
    Wish I had read this at time instead of watching the game but it still entertains the following morning.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    A-ha, black book noted! :police:
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Lithuania v England and it is pissing down in Vilnius.
     
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  6. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Worst England side in my lifetime. Embarrassing to watch.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Even worse than Carlton Palmer et al under the Turnip. We are dogshit.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Jordan 'sideways' Henderson <grr> Says it all really that he has become a regular in this team.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Kane beats Steve Harper's twin brother from the penalty spot. 1-0.
     
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  10. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Nevermind. At least we have the self proclaimed greatest league in the world.

    Only Harry Kane would get in to a top international side. The rest are dogshit.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Forgot they were on to be fair.
    Just seen 1-0.
    Overpaid primadonnas managed by an epically failed ex boro manager.
     
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    harry kane is the most greedy player i have ever seen ... how selfish of a player he is ...
     
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  13. Judge Death

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    Ended up watching the Scotland game - gave it away in a piss poor spell in the 2nd half, but at least they looked like gave a **** about playing for their country
     
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    Watching the recent games I think it's apparent that he is a big cause of the problem. His ability to slow down play is second to none.
     
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    He’s basically a poor man’s Colback.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently England equalising in the last
    Minute back in that game at Hampden knocked Scotland out... according to my Mackem neighbour.. #mackemlogic
     
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    Didnt realise how poor he was until I watched him against us. Cant see how he gets in Liverpool team let alone England. Only thing of note I remember him doing was moaning at referee.

    On too of that Southgate seems to have instructed him to add headless chicken to his crab impression. So he goes on these ridiculous runs into stupid positions.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Henderson really is woeful mind.
    Also.. on current form Lascelles should have been called up and maybe Shelvey.. a point magnified by the ****e on display yesterday.

    England can suck my balls.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    If Henderson is the best we can do then god help England.
     
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  20. RobEllious

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    **** me that was embarrassing. I'm tempted to compare Lithuania to Sunderland but that's a bit extreme, there's micro nations out there that aren't that ****.
    Henderson somehow looked like he was against barca in the CL final, half the team didn't know how to run, our brightest light was our ****test player (winks) and I literally don't have a clue how we have such a lack of talent in midfield and defence. Few more games for Lascelles and he should walk into that team come the next friendlies. Christ Hayden could be pushing for a call-up at this rate
     
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