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Match Day Thread England vs Subpoena

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Oct 5, 2017.

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Without Googling, who has the hottest WAG (then Google after for the lols)?

  1. Gazza Southgate

    20.0%
  2. Harry Kane

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    0.0%
  3. Marcus Rashford

    10.0%
  4. Raheem Sterling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Joe Hart

    0 vote(s)
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  6. Gary Cahill

    20.0%
  7. Harry Winks

    20.0%
  8. Kyle Walker

    10.0%
  9. Other (mystery box)

    20.0%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They are the international Sunderland.
     
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    Nah, he's a Mackem, he's not as closely related to a human as a monkey is
     
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    I see we have scored.

    Zzzzzzz
     
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    <laugh> yes
     
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    I counted 5 fingers?

    Surgical adjustment?
     
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    Who is Zzzzzzzz?? Harry Zidane?
     
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    Fook off ScotlandNil :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    I fell asleep... it’s hot over here in Brisbane.
     
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    Hahahahahaha
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    Kane with a dribbler <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Terrible throw out from Slovenic Kane... Walker cross, English Kane pokes home...

    Ref says "thank **** for that... i meant 3 mins of added time :bandit:"
     
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    The Ref should act like a mackem lass and ****ing blow.
     
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    What the fook are those England fans doing with a jules rimet trophy? They must have longgggggggggggggggggggg memories.
     
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    So that's why you knew first. Several hours ahead, spoiler alert much <laugh>
     
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    I’ve seen the weekend matches too and Sunderland lose...
     
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    Come on Ref. Put it in your mouth and blow.
     
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    Harry Kane, our only top class player.
     
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    Now that ain't a spoiler <laugh>
     
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    Empty seats everywhere.
    Mackem England fans leaving at half time again?
     
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    Full-time
    England 1-0 Slovenia

    So... we're going to win the World Cup then <laugh>
     
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    Well in true mackem style, the home team didn't score in the first half.
     
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    Gareth Grayson.
     
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