Off Topic England vs Ireland, Belgium, Iceland / Other Internationals

I've got a soft spot for the Scotch, Welsh and Irish.
























I mean it's a peat bog that I want the ****ers thrown in.


But it's a soft spot nonetheless.

 

Just watched the full game and even though Ireland was not the strongest of sides I thought Maguire's passing was really good. He seems to have got over his dip in form.

 

On the international front tonight, Germany are currently 4-0 down to Spain after an hour.

 

In case anyone cares, England kick off against Iceland in a few minutes. Not that it means anything now, It's become a glorified friendly.

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Also, STOP ****ING PLAYING PICKFORD

 

Lots of 'ssons for Iceland

Their gene pool can't be that deep....

 

But it's very warm.

 

Iceland are terrible
No passion no intent.
Games like this are a complete waste of time.

 

Bit like primordial soup.
Every son has a father, they say.

 

Foden's a very gifted player, but I wish he would change his hairstyle.

 

Like a Bransholme hot tub party.

 

Their naming system is different to ours. If your last name is Ingvarsson, your dad’s first name was Ingvar. Or if you’re a girl, you’re Ingvarsdottir.

 

What happens if you're not sure?

 

I had a Japanese customer who bought fish from me, and he wanted to buy Icelandic Red fish, so I knew a supplier there and flew with him up to Iceland.

On the plane, he asked who we were meeting and I told him Mr Gudmundsson. We arrived late a night so went straight to the hotel, in the morning I was told the Icelandic company would send someone to pick us up at the hotel. We were waiting in the lounge waiting for the driver, and he asked me again what the guy at the factories name was and I told him Gudmundsson.

We arrived at the factory, and he greeted the guy by saying " I'm very pleased to meet you Mr Good morning Son" He just could grasp the correct pronunciation.

 

Was the factory in this place Klofalækjarkjaftur ?

 

No Ísafjörður.

 

That's easy for you to say.

 

Then you’re knackered and they feed you to the pilot whales.