England v Tunisia

C'mon Gareth - make a change!!

 

Tunisia are just taking the piss.

 

Should be hilarious. Is totally accurate.

 

Poch to tell him it's time to make a sub??

 

To be fair, the ref is running them a close 2nd....

 

Notable tax-dodger Martin Keown: "The system is right and correct, we just need to play with more purpose. I would like to see Henderson pass it forward a bit more. They need to pick it up."

Hmm, if only England had a defensive midfielder capable of opening up the game with chipped passes...

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How have no Moroccan players been booked yet?

 

Sterling? Alli's not fit, you ****ing pillock!

 

Because they played Iran on Friday?

 

Yeah, they’re doing so because of him. He’s ****ing useless. Typical, we get the worst ref so far.

 

Keown you twat!! Totally misses the fact that Kane is being fouled every time he gets the ball

 

Dele with 1 leg is a bigger danger than Sterling.

 

He's not ****, he's Tunisian!
Edit: I just went to check Wikipedia to see where he's from and it's been edited:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilmar_Roldán
"Wilmar Alexander Roldán Pérez (born 24 January 1980 in Remedios, Antioquia) is a Dickhead Tunisian football referee."

 

Young has been utter ****e. Can’t beat his man, gets tackled, then fouls him. Every time. Get him off.

 

It's all tooooooo slooooowwwwww

 

Somewhere Ryan Bertrand and Ryan Sessegnon are weeping into their beer.

 

And Danny Rose is googling the imposter that’s currently taken his spot in the team.

 

Henderson is feckin' clueless

 

Time for some RCL’s lads.

I predicted 1-1. I knew we’d get off to a **** start, and wouldn’t be able to break this lot down. We just can’t do it in major competitions.

 

**** free kick