Why has the ball got a Spider-Man theme? Why is Sterling on the pitch? Why hasn't he come out yet? How the actual **** is Shelvey in the team?
Because Nike are weird. Because Woy is a ****ing **** manager. I've no idea. Shelvey has been one of the better players on the pitch.
I'm almost watching the game on ITV. Well, apart from the 'almost'. I'm actually watching the game right now. Clive's a ******.
To the people criticising Milner and Shelvey: who else would you pick? Woy's chosen midfield trio is Wilshere, Henderson and Delph, and they're all injured. Mason is on the bench. So who are the world-class midfielders that Hodgson is ignoring?
Hallefuckinglujah. Oh look Woy, someone who didn't start scored again. Why not ****ing try starting them over players like Sterling?
Youd think with all the quality English players snapped up by the likes of Barcelona Real Madrid etc wed be able to play a bit.......