England v Brazil

We English invented Association Football (AKA Football, Soccer), Rugby Football (Union and League), Australian Football (by our criminals), American Football (by our colonials) and Gaelic Football (by our pikey slave labour in some windswept bog called Ireland).

 

Gay abandon is definitely the best kind of abandon

 

I ****ing told you ****s we'd show them how to play

 

I forgot we were playing last night. How depressingly ****e is that state of affairs.

 

Why? Are you into weird, kinky ****?

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I just made up a new set of rules for tig. That means I must have invented it.

Does this mean you're the best team in the world again?

(until you reach the next tournament and get ****ed out at the quarter final stage again).

 

Great win for England.

They must be favourites now for whatever the next ****in tournament is.

 

I don't know what tig is but it does indeed mean you invented a new variation of it. If it becomes the most popular sport in the world you'll be hailed as a genius.

 

That's how I feel about it. Hopefully the Strachan era can change that.

 

We owned them last night

 

Seen Lampard's goal on the news this morning. Can't stand that ****. Good goal but.

 

Hart's penalty double save was great, I didn't get to see much of the game because I was at "The Worst Curry Night In The World" TM

 

Out with ER were you?

 

With McG as his number 2, what could possibly go wrong

 

Or Chuckles McGhee as I like to call him.

 

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misappropriated would be more accurate.

 

This proves conclusively that England will now the World Cup. We beat Brazil, the best team in the world (usually), the next World Cup is in Brazil, therefore it's as good as won. The only question remaining is, will Bobby Moore still be captain?

 

Only fair to point out that Dr Livingston was a Scot.

 

Obsession

 

Only fair to point out that it was tongue-in-cheek.